How depressing for guys !

In today’s killer show prep under “Fun Stuff,”a study of more than 1,000 women by The Telegraph says more than 92 % of women remember buying her 1st pair of shoes with their own money before their 1st kiss.

* Less than 2 in 3 remembered the name of the person they first kissed.

WTF !

I sure as hell can’t remember for the life of me, the 1st pair of shoes I ever bought with my own money but sure as hell remember the 1st girl I ever kissed… I was 5…it was on the front porch of my next door neighbour Margaret’s house where I grew up in Mississauga (Ontario, Canada) !!!

I decided to play “house” with her and remember how wet and sloppy the kiss was…who’d ever thunk at 5, you’d know the proper technique at such a tender age.

Guess I was always a friggin’ curious child… even tried smoking when I was 5 !

I can’t believe women don’t remember their 1st kiss but remember the 1st pair of shoes they bought !

I always thought that kind of intimate sexual romp would be etched in women’s memories forever and a day cuz it meant trading spit with the 1st guy they ever liked that much they’d be willing to advance to 1st base.

Hmmm…never thought a woman would prefer a leather tongue over a soft, pink one !